Magellan On the introductory panel to this webcomic, a couple of characters look hauntingly familiar....
Fan Art A young Daniel meeting the first Nite Owl. The dialogue is in Spanish, but it's pretty self-explanatory: "I can't believe it's you! You are my hero and I think you're AWESOME!"
Who Watches the Cullens? Prompt: "The Watchmen kill all of the Cullens! In various awful/hilarious ways. Then they have sex with each other."
Truth Serum Comedy ficlet. The Watchmen are all given truth serum. Nite Owl/Rorschach/Laurie.
Drabbleish Things The GN!Watchmen meet the Movie!Watchmen. Guess who wins.
loving mauve Nite Owl asks about Rorschach's costume.
"It's supposed to be a representation of the everyman, working class individual in a classic society, before the plague of organized crime and widespread depravity caused the downward spiral of morality to the inevitable tailspin into anarchy and moral turpitude in which we stagnate in the death of progress and ingenuity. Obvious, really."
handymen timore SUMMARY: Dan, Jon, Adrian, Eddie, and Rorschach attempt to manually assemble a table (captcha fic)
Comedy.
Gotham Opera House Author: coasterchild
SUMMARY: DC Heroes crossover. How the Minutemen kept other superheroes from cropping up.
Post-Karnak Gen
Futurefic "People were understandably confused when the aliens that actually showed up looked nothing like the one that had destroyed the city all those years ago. None more so than Adrian Veidt, since he had never even considered the possibility of an actual invasion."
bureaucracy gloom In the ruins of post-GN New York, a policeman makes a decision.
The Weird Turn Pro Author: brancher
Pairing: Dan/Rorschach friendship, ensemble
Summary: "Newspaper au originally posted to kinkmeme, arising from the realization that I've known plenty of reporters at least as crazy as the characters in Watchmen. Note: just about all the dialogue in here is something that I have personally heard coming out of a journalist's mouth."
The Hit Author: orangesparks
"Hardboiled detectives, unwashed trenchcoats, inelegant women, and unsympathetic murder victims."
Good Walter realizes as a child that he has the power to make things good. Twilight Zone mashup. Creepy.
Villainverse
Stories where the Watchmen are villains.
Villain!AU Nite Owl, Rorschach, Laurie, Ozymandias, Dr. Manhattan, and Blake are the supervillains--- as in, they are more crazy and murderous than they are now, and none of them give a shit about ideals or saving people. Twilight Lady, Moloch, Big Figure, and Underboss are the superheroes fighting for justice, in their own ways.
Sweets The villains celebrate Valentine's Day.
Damn, It Feels Good to Be a Banker How Dan joined the Crimebusters.
Saved by the Boogieman Villain!Nite Owl and Villain!Rorschach rescue Claire Roche.
A Snowy Sunday Underground in 1938 The villain!Minutemen.
Villain!Hollis The Other Side of the Coin Villain!HJ and Villain!Nelly are having troubles.
Lovecraft Crossovers
A Statement in the Ice Author: meganphntmgrl
Lovecraft xover.
SUMMARY: Suppose Adrian came across the Necronomicon while buying some Egyptian artifacts for his collection. He starts reading. What follows is the inevitable slow descent into madness...
The Deadly Light Author: anactoria
Fandom: Watchmen
Characters/Pairing: Various, mainly Adrian/Dan.
Rating: PG for this part, probably R-ish overall.
Summary: Lovecraft-inspired 1920s supernatural horror AU.
Notes: This story may contain: Eldritch Horrors, non-Euclidean love triangles, references to real historical events, wholesale abuse of that nebulous collection of names and ideas sometimes referred to as the Cthulhu Mythos, and quite possibly some smut. No Eldritch Horrors in the smut, though, I promise.
Thanks to flyingrat42 for all her beta help. :) Any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own.
Set for Life Adrian invokes an ancient deity by accident.
(Not precisely Lovecraft, but close enough.)
Rorschach/Nite Owl Slash
Pulp Fiction SUMMARY: Dan finds a cheesy romance novel that Rorschach wrote years ago.
Webmistress's note: I thought this would be ridiculous. It wasn't. It was hilarious and I can totally imagine Rorschach writing the novel described.
Rorschach's Journal SUMMARY: Rorschach writes about his growing affection for Dan in his journal
Artistic License Rorschach finds out that Dan has been writing furry porn. About them.
Rorschach and Nite Owl discover slash fic. Hilarious.
Part I, Part II Nite Owl/Rorschach.
Dan is a hardass Author: onlyourenemies
SUMMARY: Dan and Rorschach have a blowout, and this time it won't be Dan who ends up begging for forgiveness.
Complications of the Flesh Author: steals_thyme
Rating: PG-13. I give up.
Word count: 1,724
Characters: Dan/Rorschach
Summary: Uh. Dan and Ror talk, and it rains, and... yeah, that's it.
Notes: For communitykink_bingo, (totally wasted) prompt is 'virginity/celibacy''. Poor Hand verse.
Wedding Night SUMMARY: Dan and Rorschach's wedding night
RATING: NC-17
Kinks SUMMARY: Rorschach reviews a written list of all of Dan's kinks
RATING: PG-13
Made to Measure Author: steals_thyme
SUMMARY: Dan goes shopping for a suit, and Walter takes his measurements
Thomas Harris’s Blues Author: MustInvestigate
Disclaimer: I only own action figures
Rating: PG
Character(s)/Pairing: Daniel/Rorschach
Warning(s): Distinct lack of porn!
Summary: Hollis can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome he is.
The Unfortunate Tale of Captain Carnage Author: lilac28
Pairing: Nite Owl/Rorschach
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I wish I could write something as amazing as Watchmen. Sadly I did not.
Notes: Just for fun. Written because I've always gotten such a big kick out of the scene where Dan and Laurie discuss Captain Carnage, the guy who dresses like a villain just for the abuse.
Summary: What was the real reason Rorschach dropped Captain Carnage down that elevator shaft?
Shaving fic SUMMARY: Rorschach gives Dan a shave with his straight razor
“Have you always used a straight razor?” “No. Not until I realized the hygiene corporations were suppressing their use to foist their own inferior products on the public for profit.”
Bookmark Dan finds a dorky bookmark in Rorschach's journal.
Welcomed Singles Dan tries speed dating and Rorschach sabotages him.
Something Sweet Thread where Daniel takes part in the kinkmeme, requesting pron about him and Rorschach. Rorschach catches him at it and reacts as one would expect.
Gift Some guys give flowers or chocolates to tell someone they're in love. Not Rorschach.
Prince of Arillion Watchmen~Enchanted fusion.
SUMMARY: AU, Dan is a Disneyesque Prince Charming from a fantasy world, sent to Rorschach's NYC by an evil witch
Stars by daylilymoon
AU set in the Old West. Novel length. Very very good.
Between the Brushstrokes by Etherati
The future: A human clockwork machine stripped of its spirit, unexpected puppetstrings, hidden resistance, a dissociated and buried brilliance at the helm, two displaced vigilantes and, apparently, there are still Waffle Houses.
i-am-your-spy's fic index Specifically: Ordinary World, "in which Manhattan hesitates, Laurie goes to Jupiter, and Dan is left behind in a post-apocalyptic NYC to save Rorschach from himself." My favorite line: "He needs sanity now. Instead, he has Rorschach."
Exiles, in which Dan and Rorschach go in search of Rorschach's father.
Empire, in which someone seems to have stumbled onto the truth about the alien squid.
Resistance Author: daylilymoon
Pairing/Characters: Very light Dan/Laurie/Rorschach. Dan-centric.
Rating/Warnings: No porn, but potentially disturbing descriptions of the NY destruction.
Summary: "Post-squid. Written for this prompt: After having to give up their pasts, Dan tries to reconnect to it through religion--he wants to celebrate Hanukkah."
Life, or its Reverse Author: theonlytwin
SUMMARY: AU, After Karnak, Dan, Laurie and Rorschach are always on the run.
RATING: R
Moral Winter Author: theonlytwin
SUMMARY: Sequel to Life, or its Reverse
Resistance Author: daylilymoon
Pairing/Characters: Very light Dan/Laurie/Rorschach. Dan-centric.
Rating/Warnings: No porn, but potentially disturbing descriptions of the NY destruction.
Summary: "Post-squid. Written for this prompt: After having to give up their pasts, Dan tries to reconnect to it through religion--he wants to celebrate Hanukkah."
Life, or its Reverse Author: theonlytwin
SUMMARY: AU, After Karnak, Dan, Laurie and Rorschach are always on the run.
RATING: R
Moral Winter Author: theonlytwin
SUMMARY: Sequel to Life, or its Reverse
Vigilantes in a Box Fandoms: Watchmen (comic)
Rating: NC-17 for sexytimes
Summary: Things get desperate while trapped in a shipping container.
Pairings: Wanda/Danielle/Laurence
Warnings: Rule 63's Watchmen. f/f/m threesome.
Vampiric Author: quietprofanity
Fandom: Watchmen
Pairings: female!Rorschach/female!Nite Owl
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and are used for non-profit purposes.
Warnings: Rule 63. Explicit f/f sex. BDSM. Wanda’s self-hating misogyny. Does not actually contain vampires.
Summary: PWP. Wanda wants and doesn’t want to take Danielle.
Toxic Shock Author: quietprofanity
Fandom: Watchmen
Pairings: female!Nite Owl/female!Rorschach
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and are used for non-profit purposes.
Warnings: Rule 63, Non-explicit f/f foreplay, explicit discussion of menstrual cycles.
Summary: Kinkmeme prompt: They say when women work together for a long time, their periods sync up. Take rule 63 and work with this, anons!
Stone Butch Blues SUMMARY: Danielle dealing with the fact that a genderswapped Rorschach just can't seem to orgasm.
RATING: NC-17
Vigilantes in a Box Fandoms: Watchmen (comic)
Rating: NC-17 for sexytimes
Summary: Things get desperate while trapped in a shipping container.
Pairings: Wanda/Danielle/Laurence
Warnings: Rule 63's Watchmen. f/f/m threesome.
Looking for a Home Fandoms: Watchmen (comic)
Rating: NC-17 (sexual content)
Summary: Rorschach avoids the Crimebusters for a month after the shipping crate incident.
Pairings: Wanda/Danielle
Warnings: Rule 63'd Watchmen. Sequel to Vigilantes in a Box.
Same As It Ever Was Fandoms: Watchmen (comic)
Rating: NC-17 (sexual content)
Summary: "They get married by a Justice of the Peace in her house." Danielle and Wanda find a way to make things work.
Pairings: Wanda/Danielle
Warnings: Rule 63'd Watchmen. Final part to Vigilantes in a Box and Looking for a Home.
Mating Plumage Wanda and Danielle as uniformed schoolgirls.
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice SUMMARY: Adrienne, Danielle, and Wanda as little kids
RATING: G/PG [child abuse]
Webmistress's note: This isn't femslash, but I figured this category was still the best spot for it.
Wanda Kovacs
My Body is a Cage Fandoms: Watchmen (comic)
Rating: PG-13 for language and concepts
Summary: "Jesus. Rorschach's a girl." The story of Wanda Kovacs.
Warnings: Girlschach and offensive language.
Can't Swim Outside The Gene Pool Wanda has a large bosom. She becomes a vigilante after figuring out how to strap her boobs down.
New Frontierswoman SUMMARY: How did the New Frontiersman people respond to finding out about Wanda Kovacs?
Gender Trouble Part II SUMMARY: Rorschach gets turned into a girl and resolves to behave the way he thinks women should
Last Rites Post-Roche, Rorschach forgets that she is female and is just as surprised as Dan.
Danielle Dreiburg
Souls Desirous Author: quietprofanity
Pairings: Rorschach/female!Nite Owl II, Twilight Lady/female!Nite Owl II (future part), Silk Spectre II/female!Nite Owl II (future part), Rorschach/female!Nite Owl II/Silk Spectre II (future part)
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and are used for non-profit purposes.
Warnings: Representations of misogyny and homophobia. Will eventually be porn of the m/f, f/f and m/f/f variety. Some concepts in later chapters may be triggering.
Summary: The story of Danielle Dreiberg, and how others saw her.
Wild Montana Skies Author: quietprofanity
Characters: female!Nite Owl II/Silk Spectre II
Warnings: Rule 63
Summary: Post-Karnak, Samantha and Sandra Hollis find a moment of happiness.
Spindle, Shuttle and Needle SUMMARY: Danielle meets Walter somehow and is intrigued by him, & of course who does she obsess to but her trusty (though irritable) partner, Rorschach?
Untitled Danielle's father orders Walter to make an honest woman of her.
Uncanny Valley Author: scarlet-carsons
Characters: 63!Veidt, 63!Dan.
Rating: Worksafe, gen.
Word count: 3806
Summary: "It's fairly normal to feel disinterest or antipathy towards things that look superficially human, but are not." Written for quietprofanity. Contains a very tiny bit of historical AUishness. (Blink and you'll miss it.)
Other 63'ed characters
Uncanny Valley Characters: 63!Veidt, 63!Dan.
Rating: Worksafe, gen.
Word count: 3806
Summary: "It's fairly normal to feel disinterest or antipathy towards things that look superficially human, but are not." Written for quietprofanity. Contains a very tiny bit of historical AUishness. (Blink and you'll miss it.)
Cover Girl Author: anactoria
Pairing: Edie/Adrienne
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Written in response to a kinkmeme prompt. Adrienne Veidt builds her success on conforming to feminine limits; Edie Blake blasts through them. And she's determined to find out what's underneath the pretty.
Notes: Oh God, I actually love Eddie as a woman. I'm a bit worried as to what that says about me. O.o
Thanks to radishface for the beta! Any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own.
Fourteenth Century Girl Author: etherati
Characters/Pairings: Holly Mason
Date Written: 2009
Summary: I accidentally wrote a rule!63. Scenes from the life.
Rating/Warnings: PG.
Notes: For the kinkmeme.
Mysterious and Debonair and Playful Author: radishface
Watchmen: Edie Blake, Sammy Jupiter & Co.
She is supposed to be a certain way. 2424 words. Explicit.
A/N, Featuring Rule 63 Edie and the rest of the Minutemen cast.
