Tenjou Utena's Top 10 Pickup Lines

by Kadorienne

1."Is that the Sword of Dios in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

2. "Anyone ever tell you you're a totally normal boy?"

3. "From this day forward, how'd you like to be my flower?"

4. "Actually, I'm your boyfriend. I'm just in Utena's body because I ate some of Anthy's special curry."

5. "Well, there's one way to find out for sure if you're my prince."

6. "Never mind knocking roses off each other's lapels; let's try another type of deflowerment."

7. "Deeper . . . Go deeper . . ."

8. "Hi, I'm the Duelist formerly known as a prince."

9. "When I invited you to jump me, I didn't mean for a piggy-back ride."

10. "No, no, it's my nobility that I mustn't lose."